Showing posts with label Epitaths. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Epitaths. Show all posts

Sunday, November 21, 2010

What would you like written on your tombstone?

What would you like written on your tombstone?

Here are a few examples of tombstone inscriptions;
"Here lies a man who did no good,
And if he'd lived he never would;
Where he's gone, and how he fares,
Nobody knows and nobody cares."
 
"Gentle reader, gentle reader,
Look on the spot where I do lie,
I always a very good feeder,
But now the worms do feed on I."
 
"Here lies the body of Martha Gwyn,
Who was so very pure within;
She cracked the outer shell of sin,
And hatched herself a cherubim."
 
"Two sweeter babes you ne'er did see —
Than God's grace gave to we;
But they were taken with ague fits,
And here they lie as dead as nits.".
 
"Here lies, returned to clay,
Miss Arabella Young,
Who on the first day of May —
Began to hold her tongue."
 
"Upjohn Adams lies here, of the parish of Southwell,
A carrier who carried his can to his mouth well;
He carried so much, and he carried so fast,
He could carry no more, so was carried at last;
For the liquor he drunk was too much for the one,
He could not carry off, so he's now carrion."

"The Lord saw good,
I was topping off wood,
And down fell from the tree;
I met with a check,
And I broke my blessed neck,
And so death topped off me."

For further Epitaths

What would you like written on yours?
I fought the good fight or I fulfilled God's plan or I didn't amount to much but then I didn't obey Him either, or 
I gave it all I had for the Lord, nothing I witheld, or despite the challenges in life God helped me and I did what I knew I had to do for God, or I made a difference to people's lives and I hope to see many of them in Heaven when I awake there.