Sunday, November 21, 2010

What would you like written on your tombstone?

What would you like written on your tombstone?

Here are a few examples of tombstone inscriptions;
"Here lies a man who did no good,
And if he'd lived he never would;
Where he's gone, and how he fares,
Nobody knows and nobody cares."
 
"Gentle reader, gentle reader,
Look on the spot where I do lie,
I always a very good feeder,
But now the worms do feed on I."
 
"Here lies the body of Martha Gwyn,
Who was so very pure within;
She cracked the outer shell of sin,
And hatched herself a cherubim."
 
"Two sweeter babes you ne'er did see —
Than God's grace gave to we;
But they were taken with ague fits,
And here they lie as dead as nits.".
 
"Here lies, returned to clay,
Miss Arabella Young,
Who on the first day of May —
Began to hold her tongue."
 
"Upjohn Adams lies here, of the parish of Southwell,
A carrier who carried his can to his mouth well;
He carried so much, and he carried so fast,
He could carry no more, so was carried at last;
For the liquor he drunk was too much for the one,
He could not carry off, so he's now carrion."

"The Lord saw good,
I was topping off wood,
And down fell from the tree;
I met with a check,
And I broke my blessed neck,
And so death topped off me."

For further Epitaths

What would you like written on yours?
I fought the good fight or I fulfilled God's plan or I didn't amount to much but then I didn't obey Him either, or 
I gave it all I had for the Lord, nothing I witheld, or despite the challenges in life God helped me and I did what I knew I had to do for God, or I made a difference to people's lives and I hope to see many of them in Heaven when I awake there.